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     Rapscallion Incorporated was founded in Albuquerque, New Mexico by a misfit crew of college students and friends in July of 2010. These fellows, who have since congealed into a singular entity of chafing wombats and bendy straws, have dedicated their most assuredly human efforts toward but one mission...

That mission: to battle the beasts of technological tyranny, to plunder the great, new possibilities of interactive digital media, and to discharge only the most refined and enjoyable experiences upon our loyal followers.


Announcement: During this pupal stage of our potentially vast empire's development, we will be gathering capital and human resources in an effort to expand our boundaries and influence. Soon, our tube-rich marsupial being will mollify into a construct solid enough for the secretion of joy-inducing video game products and services [for the PC and various mobile platforms].

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Rising Rebellion

     The Systems Ordinance League is preparing an assault to purify the surface of the corrupted planet Ambroga, but a rebellion has risen! Will the planet be cleansed in time?

This 2D "bullet hell" shooter is a short introduction to our Providence series of games, which will likely infect a wide bredth of genres and platforms in the near future, but is currently only available for Android OS phones.

Rejoice! The demo version is 99.998% free with living and luxury expenses excluded.
[ Click here ] to buy the game!
[ Click here ] to try it for free!

  •      The Systems Ordinance League is preparing an assault to purify the surface of the corrupted planet Ambroga, but a rebellion has risen! Will the planet be cleansed in time?

    This 2D "bullet hell" shooter is a short introduction to our Providence series of games, which will likely infect a wide bredth of genres and platforms in the near future, but is currently only available for Android OS phones.

    Rejoice! The demo version is 99.998% free with living and luxury expenses excluded.
    [ Click here ] to buy the game!
    [ Click here ] to try it for free!

  •      In this fast-paced, top-down, open-level, two-dimensional space-shooter, you take the pilot seat as Tara Cole in her quest for revenge against the oodles of nasty alien forces that threaten Abaddon, humanity, and her pet hamster.

    Features include: 6 campaign missions, up to 4 simultaneous users in online multiplayer, multitudes of ships and upgrade possibilities as well as three unique online game modes. Developed in co-operation with Firestorm Studios, Abaddon: Retribution is available only on the [ Xbox Live Marketplace ].

  •      You likely clicked the soldier there to check whether we offered a food delivery service. Unfortunately, we do not. However, what we do have here is a lovingly painted piece of concept art for an upcoming game of ours, which we hope will be announced soon.

    Check often for updates, but not too often. We can't be held responsible for any anxiety attacks or loss of memory that may result from repeat exposure to this page.


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Tyrant Andrew
CEO Our Beloved Leader
This individual handles all chief executive duties, such as the pursuit of global domination, fine wine testing, armchair supervision, and whipping arm exercising.


Christopher Gary
CTO Chief Technical Officer
While observing that our war machine continues to be well-maintained, this individual also keeps the lesser minds of our being well-informed of their perpetual failures.
/ CRO Chief Research Officer
This individual is responsible for researching and developing our various technologies, such as the Worker Thought-suppression Field and the Hypertext Disconfabulator 1080.
/ OMG Very Important Person
This individual is particularly efficient and receives additional cookies and gruel during nourishment hour.


Tyler Gary
CNO Chief Noise Officer
This individual is otherwise known as the soundmonkey, for the kinds of noises it produces.
/ CAD Chief Auxiliary Developer
Due to this individual's flexibility, it is often used as grout to fill the gaps between other key individual's skills.


Travis Dejong
CAO Chief Animation Officer
Our resident necromancer, which gives life to the lifeless for the sake of pleasuring your optic orbs.


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Peter Ng
DREAM Director of Research Engineering And Mobile-device-platform-taming
This individual is respnosible for magically porting our creations to your handheld microwave emitters.


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Should your message be particularly humorous or insightful, it will be posted on our wall of spectacular observance for future generations to enjoy.

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